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Hi! I'm Miss Lizz the creator of
this site. Thanks for wanting to get to know me a
litle bit better! Well basically I'm just an
average house-wife like the lady next door. Yeah
right, my neighbors would be laughing out of
their seats right now! Seriously though, I am a
happily married woman and mother of 5! Yep you
heard me right, I got 5 kids! And yeeeesssss I
gave birth to them all! I'm just a regular
stay-home mom that cleans house, plants flowers,
and bakes chocolate chip cookies just like your
mom did. Only difference is, I wear a G-String
instead of an apron. I built this site about 5
years ago when the only thing I could do on a
computer was open e-mail. I downloaded this free
web-publishing thing-a-MI-jig, figured out how to
insert pictures, type in words, and Wha-Lah here
ya have it, my very own home made site! (Not bad
for a high school drop out huh?) I feel that just
because I am a mom and 42 years old is no reason
I still cant feel, look, and be sexy. And I don't
give a dam what the PTA moms think! I like being
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Name: My real name
is Elizabeth. I was born in San Francisco and
given up for adoption at birth! I was raised in a
catholic family with 5 other adopted children of
all ages & races. I am the baby of the family
but the toughest!
Age: 42. . . YES you heard me right, I'm 42 years
old!!! (That kinda snuck up on me)
D.O.B: May 2, 1963 (Taurus) I'm a stubborn little
shit. LOL
Measurements: 34D-25 -34 Yes they are fake! Did
you actually think they would look that great
after nursing 5 babies? (LOL) I earned these
puppies!
Muff: Completely shaved! (Just the way hubby
likes it.) Mmmm
Height: 5 feet tall (Good things come in small
packages right?)
Weight: 115 And NO stretch marks! Wooo-Hooo!
Nationality: I'm all Italian baby! (with a touch
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Food: I love Mexican food,
Chinese food, a perfectly ripened peach, potato
chips in my sandwich, & soggy salad that's
been sitting in italian dressing all day long.
Beverage: Shots of Tequila (Quervo Gold) with
lime-n-salt. Rootbeer & Rum over ice. For non
alcohol I like pink lemonaid or a Caremel
Frapuchino from Star Bucks!
Color: Pink! (Just like my big pinky size
nipples) he-he
Music: Oldies & Motown 50's & 60's The
Temptations are da bomb baby!
Turn-ons: A mans DEEP voice & soft passionate
kissing. Plus I LUUUUV to have my EARS rubbed,
tugged, played with, and massaged! I can't
explain it, I just love it! (LOL)
Sexual position: Anal sex while I'm on my back
with my legs in the air!
Hobbies: Working in my garden, fishing, taking
naughty pictures, and long rides on the bitch
seat of my man's Harley! Wooo-Hooo |
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